You literally bought a piece of a living cow. How's that sitting with you?
That's 246 days of guilt. Or you could just... not?
We need 50% of token holders to cancel. Every cancel counts. Don't be on the wrong side of history.
He was going to major in Philosophy with a minor in Being Adorable. His thesis? "Moo-ral Implications of Being Delicious."
He already picked out his party hat. It's cow-print. The irony is not lost on him.
There's a heifer named Bessie two pastures over. They've been making eyes. You're literally cooking their rom-com.
He's been practicing. The other cows say he's getting better. You'll never hear his symphony in B-Moo.
Working title: "From Pasture to Platter: A Life Cut Short by People Who Could've Just Eaten Beans"
He wanted to be the first cow on the moon. Now he'll just be on your bun. Space Cow > Space Food.
Because "I don't want to eat a cow I've seen baby photos of" apparently isn't enough
"I'm becoming a level 5 vegan - I don't eat anything that casts a shadow"
Today's Conversions: 12 souls saved Angus
Guilt Level Increase: +186%
Conscience Status: CRITICALLY AWAKENED
Last updated: just now
Years from now, when your grandchildren ask what you did during the Great Angus Crisis of 2024, what will you tell them? That you ate him? Or that you saved him?
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